Why Did Student Fail?

It's not the fault of student if he/she fails because the year ONLYhas 365 days...typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food and other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
Days left 81.
7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Days left 6.
9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left 3.
10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!
Balance = 0' How can a student pass ?????'

Saman Ekor

previously aku post pasal hadlaju turun 10 kmj dan jugak cerita speed. dan skang ni aku tengah geram semua pasal hadlaju turun 10kmj lagi. kenapa? sebab had laju tu le aku kena saman ekor.

setau aku masa aku balik kampung hari tu memang la aku follow speed yang ditetapkan tapi biasa la bila naik bukit ke turun bukit ke mesti ada skit lebih kurang. atau kalau nak potong keta lain. tapi kalau jalan highway macam tu buat kelajuan 80kmj baik takyah buat highway. bongok betul.

skang ni dah tak pasal2 kena saman speed trap laju tak sampai 100kmj pun tapi kena gak. kalau nak bayar murah kena buat rayuan. bukan murah RM300 beb. cemana nak buat surat rayuan ek? mau je aku tulis:

"Tuan

Permohonan Pengurangan Saman Had Laju

berkenaan perkara diatas saya menerima saman pada tarikh .... pada ... .Pada hari tersebut saya telah meng'follow' had laju yang ditetapkan.
2. Saya betul2 hairan bagaimana saya kena saman, sudah tentunya orang bawahan tuan main suka hati je tembak time orang turun bukit. tak pun speed gun tuan tu tak pernah buat 'calibration'. jadi saya rasa tak payah bayar pun tak pe kot. kalau nak bayaran gak, tuan suruh la tukang tembak tu bayarkan. kalau rasa tak puas hati tuan hempuk je kepala dia dan jangan lupa saya juga tumpang kirim salam hempuk kat dia sekali. terima kasih.

Yang Benar
malas bayar saman"