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Sunday, October 23, 2011

Marketing Matters With Examples


Maybe some of you guys already read this before, but it is still OK to read it again. maybe you could recall thing you learn in your marketing subject in previous universities. ;)

Samy Vellu sees a gorgeous girl at a party. 
He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!" 
That's Direct Marketing. 

Mukhriz sees a gorgeous girl at a party. 
One of his loyal UMNO friends goes up to her and pointing 
at Mukhriz and says: "He's very rich.. Marry him!" 
That's Advertising.  

Khir Toyol sees a gorgeous girl at a party. 
He goes up to her and gets her telephone number. 
The next day, he calls and says: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me!" 
That's Telemarketing. 

Khairy is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl. 
He gets up and straightens his tie, walks up to her and pours her a 
drink, he opens the door (of the car) for her, picks up her bag after 
she drops it, offers her ride and then says: 
"By the way, I'm rich. Will you Marry Me?" 
That's Public Relations. 

Razak Baginda is at a party and sees a gorgeous girl. 
The girl walks up to him and says: 
"You are very rich! Can you marry me?" 
That's Brand Recognition. 

Syed Hamid sees a gorgeous girl at a party. 
He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!" 
She gives Hamid a tight and hard slap on his face.  
That's Customer Feedback.  

Not satisfied, Hamid goes to see another gorgeous girl at a party. 
He goes up to her and says: "I am very rich. Marry me!" 
And she introduces Hamid to her husband. 
That's Demand and Supply gap. 

Abdullah sees a gorgeous girl at a party. 
He goes up to her and before he can say anything, 
another person comes and tells her:  "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" 
And she goes with him. 
That's competition eating into your market share. 

And finally Najib sees a gorgeous girl at a party. 
He goes up to her and before he can say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" 
Rosmah arrives. 
That's restriction for entering new market.


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