Jobless job

A UM graduate found himself difficult to get a job here.
He finally accepted the offer to work with Taiping Zoo.
"What to do? It's better to work like this than earning 
nothing......", mumbling to himself.

So since that day, the IT grad started work acting as a monkey.
He has to wear monkey suit and mask, chew nuts and eat bananas. 
He has to climb trees too and jump from one to another to   attract
visitors. The zoo has since then enjoyed tremendous business due to the
increase in visitors. 

Unfortunately, one day when he was   jumping from the trees, he fell
down into a crocodile pool! "Oh my God...I'm dying...now" he thought,
as a  hungry looking crocodile swam s teadily towards his direction.

In the middle of his struggle, suddenly he heard a   soft voice,
"Don't be afraid my friend... I'm from UKM".